Robot Follies

Written by L3-Euryale-v2.1. _______________________________ Prompt: Write a press release from Nintendo announcing that the next character to be added to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is God. ______________________________ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Nintendo Announces Almighty Addition to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Roster: God Joins the Fight! Kyoto, Japan - Nintendo Co., Ltd. today announced that the ultimate fighter is joining the battle in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch system. The Almighty One, known simply as "God," will be the latest character to enter the fray, bringing divine power to the fight. "We're thrilled to welcome God to the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate roster," said Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the beloved fighting series. "Adding an all-powerful, omniscient deity to the game was no small task, but our team has risen to the challenge. God's abilities will undoubtedly shake up the meta and provide a whole new way to play."...

Written by ToolBaz-v3.5-Pro. _______________________________ Editor's Note: An occasional pastime I have to amuse myself is to come up with increasingly absurd story titles to feed to AI, with no further context, and see what the AI comes up with. Usually, this is silly nonsense that's not worth writing home about; but occasionally, it spits back something so hysterical I simply have to share. ______________________________ Jaxx "The Galactic Guardian" Meridian wasn't known for her physique. She preferred practicality over vanity, a philosophy reflected in her arsenal of gravity-defying boots and a spacesuit tailored for maximum maneuverability, not minimum waist circumference. Let's just say her asteroid-shaped butt was less "hourglass" and more "planetary." This, incidentally, proved remarkably useful in a recent galaxy-saving escapade. The Xylos threat loomed large – a sentient nebula intent on devouring entire star systems. Conventional...