Saving the Galaxy While Incidentally Having a Fat Ass
Written by ToolBaz-v3.5-Pro. _______________________________ Editor's Note: An occasional pastime I have to amuse myself is to come up with increasingly absurd story titles to feed to AI, with no further context, and see what the AI comes up with. Usually, this is silly nonsense that's not worth writing home about; but occasionally, it spits back something so hysterical I simply have to share. ______________________________ Jaxx "The Galactic Guardian" Meridian wasn't known for her physique. She preferred practicality over vanity, a philosophy reflected in her arsenal of gravity-defying boots and a spacesuit tailored for maximum maneuverability, not minimum waist circumference. Let's just say her asteroid-shaped butt was less "hourglass" and more "planetary." This, incidentally, proved remarkably useful in a recent galaxy-saving escapade. The Xylos threat loomed large – a sentient nebula intent on devouring entire star systems. Conventional...