Thanos Goes to Walmart

Written by ChatGPT. Artwork by Midjourney.

Thanos was on a mission to collect the Infinity Stones, and he knew that he needed to make a stop at the local Walmart to pick up some supplies. He strolled through the aisles of the store, towering over the other shoppers with his imposing figure.

As he made his way through the store, he picked up various items, including some fruits and vegetables, a few boxes of cereal, and a bottle of dish soap. He even grabbed a few boxes of Pop Tarts, which he had heard were a popular snack on Earth.

As he continued to shop, he noticed that some of the other shoppers were staring at him in awe and fear. He could sense their fear and anxiety, but he ignored it and continued to make his way through the store.

Suddenly, he heard a commotion coming from the front of the store. He made his way over to see what was going on and found a group of thieves attempting to steal some items. Thanos didn't take kindly to theft, and he decided to take matters into his own hands.

He approached the group of thieves, and with a flick of his wrist, he used the Power Stone to immobilize them. The other shoppers looked on in amazement as Thanos retrieved the stolen items and returned them to their proper place on the shelves.

After dealing with the thieves, Thanos continued his shopping, unfazed by the encounter. He paid for his items at the register, receiving some curious glances from the cashier, who had never seen a customer quite like him.

As he left the store and stepped out into the parking lot, he couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. He had completed his shopping, and even managed to stop a theft in the process. With his groceries in tow, he stepped into his ship and set off into the cosmos once again, satisfied with his trip to Walmart.