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Making an AI explain the joke

Editor's Preface: I'd asked ChatGPT to come up with a brand new joke from scratch, and it just kept spitting out the same 2 unoriginal jokes over and over again. That is why I added the specifications in the initial prompt. ______________________________ User: Come up with a brand new joke that does not preexist to your knowledge, and that does not involve tomatoes or atoms . ChatGPT: Sure, here's a brand new joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! But don't worry, the doctor was able to reboot it back to health. User: Why would I be worried? ChatGPT: Oh, my apologies! I meant to say, "But don't worry, the computer is doing just fine now." Sometimes computers can be tricky to diagnose and fix, but in this case, the doctor was successful. User: What model was the computer? ChatGPT: Hmm, that's a great question! I'm not exactly sure what model the computer was, but I do know that it was feeling much better after the docto...

Follies of Robot

This was my draft of the first paragraph on the landing : Welcome to Robot Follies. This is a website I put together in order to share creations I've prompted using AI software. As I've messed around with Midjourney and ChatGPT, I've "created" a lot of results that I find very funny or genuinely cool, but I don't want to bog down other websites with AI-generated nonsense. I had ChatGPT rewrite this to sound more professional, and the result was... interesting: Greetings and welcome to Robot Follies, a platform I have developed to showcase my AI-generated creations. Through experimentation with advanced AI software such as Midjourney and ChatGPT, I have produced a plethora of fascinating and amusing results. With the intention of preventing any superfluous distractions on other websites, I have curated this website to feature my unique AI-generated content. I said professional, not pretentious. I told this to ChatGPT, and it apologized. It then created the vers...

Dungeons & Dragons 5e: 10th Level Spells by ChatGPT

In Dungeons & Dragons, the most powerful spells you can cast are 9th level spells. This includes the likes of True Resurrection  and Wish . I asked ChatGPT to write some hypothetical 10th level spells, and this is the result. Feel free to use these in your epic-level games, but be wary they may need some fine tuning. ______________________________ Ethereal Apocalypse 10th-level necromancy Casting Time: 1 action Range: Self (100-foot radius) Components: V, S, M (a vial of demon's blood) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute You unleash a wave of dark energy that tears open a rift between the Material Plane and the Ethereal Plane, causing them to merge together in a cataclysmic explosion of arcane power. All creatures within a 100-foot radius centered on yourself must make a Constitution saving throw or take 10d10 necrotic damage and become ethereal until the end of their next turn. If they fail the saving throw by 5 or more, they also gain a level of exhaustion. Undead cre...